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dirty joke time!
SeaWorld!
malyssa638
So a cop brings 3 ducks into jail, and one by one they go into see the judge to find out their sentence. 1st duck walks in,
Judge: Whats your name?
Duck 1: my name is Quack.
Judge: and what were you doing?
Duck 1: blowing bubbles in the pond.
Judge: That's it?
Duck 1: yeah...
Judge: ok, well you're free to go.

Duck 2 walks in,
Judge: whats your name?
Duck 2: my name is Quack Quack.
Judge: and what were you doing in the pond?
Duck 2: blowing bubbles.
Judge: that's it?
Duck 2: yeah...
Judge: ok, well you're free to go.

Duck 3 walks in,
Judge: let me guess, your name is Quack Quack Quack?
Duck 3: no, my name is bubbles.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SNAP!

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